President Bush: Divider, Not Uniter
After a long and bitter campaign in which several leaders in the
Democratic party have called the President a liar, Nazi, and a religious
fanatic no different than the Islamic terrorists, those same Democrats
are now calling on the President to reach out across the partisan
divide and try to heal the nation -- mainly by adopting their agenda and
ignoring the mandate given to him by his voters.

Meanwhile, to help the healing process along many liberals in the media
are contending that Bush only won the election because he mobilized
ignorant bigots who were too stupid to vote for Kerry. Others are
claiming the President simply stole the election again by rigging voting
machines and suppressing the black vote. With this in mind, we here at
Spolitics believe if the President is unable to unite the country in his
second term, he has only himself to blame. The left is clearly offering
an olive branch.
                                                    -
Lefty Paige

A John Kerry Truth Test:
Each of these contradictory statements are excerpts from actual
interviews Kerry has given.  

April 18, 2004
TIM RUSSERT: The Boston Globe reports that your commanding
officer, Lieutenant Commander Grant Hibberd has suggested that you
perhaps didn't earn your first Purple Heart...  When I asked President
Bush about his service in the Texas Guard, he agreed to release all his
military records, health records, everything.  Would you agree to
release all your military records?
SEN. KERRY:  I have.  I've shown them--they're available to you to
come and look at...
TIM RUSSERT:  But you'll make all your records public.
SEN. KERRY:  They are.  People can come and see them at
headquarters and take a look at them.  

Oct 28, 2004
TOM BROKAW: Someone has analyzed the President's military
aptitude tests and yours, and concluded that he has a higher IQ than
you do.
KERRY: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it,
because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting
that from.

Can you guess which statement is actually the truth?
CLICK HERE FOR ANSWER

New Terror Threat Released
ABC News has obtained a tape containing a terrorist message
threatening an attack on the U.S. that will dwarf 9/11.  According to
the voice on the tape, "The streets will run with blood," and "America
will mourn in silence." The voice continues, “America has brought this
on itself for electing George Bush who has made war on Islam by
destroying the Taliban and making war on al Qaeda.”  The terrorist
went on to promise that everyone who votes for John Kerry will
receive a complementary al Qaeda cookbook in the mail.  Those who
vote for Kerry at least twice will receive a copy signed by the “big
man” himself.  
                                                        
- Corky Beane
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