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Democrats to Create Secret Plan to Solve
Illegal Immigration
By Heywood U. Reedmore
WASHINGTON - Key Democratic lawmakers held a private
meeting in Washington today to discuss alternatives to the new
immigration bill.
According to their notes, obtained exclusively by Spolitics.com,
the group concluded the only reason illegal immigration is a
problem is because it has been criminalized. While they have yet
to iron out the details, the lawmakers plan to introduce a bill
making illegal immigration legal.
"This is the only sensitive solution to the problem," said one
congresswoman who would only speak on condition of
anonymity. "This issue is just another mean-spirited dirty trick
by the Republicans to try and divide us into different classes. It
doesn't matter how we got here, legally or illegally, all that
matters is we're all Americans and we all want this government
to make our lives better. That's why these people elected us."
Illegal Immigration
By Heywood U. Reedmore
WASHINGTON - Key Democratic lawmakers held a private
meeting in Washington today to discuss alternatives to the new
immigration bill.
According to their notes, obtained exclusively by Spolitics.com,
the group concluded the only reason illegal immigration is a
problem is because it has been criminalized. While they have yet
to iron out the details, the lawmakers plan to introduce a bill
making illegal immigration legal.
"This is the only sensitive solution to the problem," said one
congresswoman who would only speak on condition of
anonymity. "This issue is just another mean-spirited dirty trick
by the Republicans to try and divide us into different classes. It
doesn't matter how we got here, legally or illegally, all that
matters is we're all Americans and we all want this government
to make our lives better. That's why these people elected us."
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