Doodad Pro and Good Will to Join
Obama Administration
by William Satire
According an Obama insider who would only speak on condition of
anonymity, Barack Obama intends to reward two controversial donors
to his campaign, Doodad Pro and Good Will, with important positions
within his administration.
Doodad Pro is rumored to be a shoe-in to head the Federal Election
Commission. According to our source, "Nobody knows the
ins-and-outs of the federal election laws better than Mr. Pro and he
will prove an invaluable asset to this administration."
The second donor, Good Will, tops the shortlist of candidates to
become ambassador to the U.N. "His experience at Loving You will
make him a strong ambassador to the global community and help us
repair strained relationships around the world," said our source.
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Obama Administration
by William Satire
According an Obama insider who would only speak on condition of
anonymity, Barack Obama intends to reward two controversial donors
to his campaign, Doodad Pro and Good Will, with important positions
within his administration.
Doodad Pro is rumored to be a shoe-in to head the Federal Election
Commission. According to our source, "Nobody knows the
ins-and-outs of the federal election laws better than Mr. Pro and he
will prove an invaluable asset to this administration."
The second donor, Good Will, tops the shortlist of candidates to
become ambassador to the U.N. "His experience at Loving You will
make him a strong ambassador to the global community and help us
repair strained relationships around the world," said our source.
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Spolitics.com is also hearing rumors that another Obama donor, Es
Esh, is having her name bandied about as a possible candidate to head
up the Department of Homeland Security, although we've been unable
to confirm these reports.
While Obama supporters cheered the possible selection of Pro and
Will, political opponents question whether or not the men -- both of
whom made headlines during the campaign for exceeding individual
contribution limits to Obama’s campaign -- are appropriate selections
for a newly elected President who campaigned on changing
Washington.
"It’s just more of the same," said one critic, "rewarding donors with
political posts regardless of whether or not they're qualified."
"We don’t know anything about these two," said a key Republican
strategist who would only comment unnamed. "I don’t even know if
Doodad is a man or woman much less their position on campaign
finance reform? I mean, that’s how shadowy these two figures are."
However, Pro and Will’s supporters say they are just victims of a
vicious smear campaign. "I've heard the criticisms, 'they violated the
law,' 'they don’t even exist.' It’s no reason to believe they’ll be any
less capable in these positions as any of their predecessors. To the
contrary, Doodad Pro and Good Will will bring exactly the kind of
change we need in Washington. I can only hope that Es Esh will be
joining them."
Doodad Pro and Good Will could not be reached for comment.
Esh, is having her name bandied about as a possible candidate to head
up the Department of Homeland Security, although we've been unable
to confirm these reports.
While Obama supporters cheered the possible selection of Pro and
Will, political opponents question whether or not the men -- both of
whom made headlines during the campaign for exceeding individual
contribution limits to Obama’s campaign -- are appropriate selections
for a newly elected President who campaigned on changing
Washington.
"It’s just more of the same," said one critic, "rewarding donors with
political posts regardless of whether or not they're qualified."
"We don’t know anything about these two," said a key Republican
strategist who would only comment unnamed. "I don’t even know if
Doodad is a man or woman much less their position on campaign
finance reform? I mean, that’s how shadowy these two figures are."
However, Pro and Will’s supporters say they are just victims of a
vicious smear campaign. "I've heard the criticisms, 'they violated the
law,' 'they don’t even exist.' It’s no reason to believe they’ll be any
less capable in these positions as any of their predecessors. To the
contrary, Doodad Pro and Good Will will bring exactly the kind of
change we need in Washington. I can only hope that Es Esh will be
joining them."
Doodad Pro and Good Will could not be reached for comment.